Today, I was accused of stealing someone's phone.

It was just before my club event that I decided to get a little snack. I headed towards the Timmies in the SLC to grab a doughnut and an apple cider. Seeing as I had roughly half an hour to kill before the meet up time, I grabbed a paper and walked over to a free couch. I started to settle down when a student walked up to me asking if I've seen a phone. I replied with a polite no and kindly allowed him to check the crevices of the seat and surrounding area. He asked me again, this time with a little more force, if I had seen his phone. I looked him in the eye and gave him the same reply. After a few seconds of uncomfortable eye contact, as he was trying to dig a hole into my soul, I resumed my crossword. He left soon after only to come back with some friends. I overheard him and his peers talking about me and how he left his phone there. They immediately made me out to be culprit. Walking over for the third time, he actually accused me of putting his phone into my bag. I told him that it was getting ridiculous and emptied the contents of my bag in front of his eyes. Still unbelieving, he went on to question if I really had it. His reasoning was that in the time he left his phone on the couch to grab a coffee, walk back to the area, see me sit down and get my stuff out, that there was time in that short millisecond that I could have pocketed his phone.
He went to campus police soon after and they came over to inspect the area. I kindly allowed to ruffle around. They found nothing and thanked me for my time. At this point, I was rather annoyed as the surrounding students must have thought I was some sort of criminal. The most incredulous thing was he came back for his final attempt offering me a unlocked blackberry if I would return his phone. Exasperated, I looked him straight in the eye and told him that I honestly did not know where his phone was or where it could be and I'm incredibly sorry for his loss, but there was nothing that I could do. He had the police come over and search the area and frankly, his accusations were getting a little irritating.
I guess some guys don't understand that no means no.